Just when you think people couldn't have any common sense at all, along comes one person to rewrite the books. So, I was at the gas station earlier today filling my car up. People are going on about their business purchasing ho-ho's, vanilla cokes, and the flavor of choice at G-Mart, the beloved Marlboro Lights. Speaking of smoking, I think there is a time and place where one usually lights up. As I was filling my dry tank, I see two pumps across from me, a man waving sternly for someone to come over to him as he himself is filling his own tank. So I decide to see who it is he's waving at. I see a "woman" start to walk towards him with a lit cigarette in her mouth. Now, I think to myself "Man! Whew! These gas fumes are pretty strong!" as I see her march onward puffing away. Surely she would put it out before reaching the car. This is where the proverbial book is rewritten. No! She keeps on smokin' away! You white-trash retard! Of all the things you could do while filling up with one of the most flammable (and quite abundant considering where we were) substances allowed by law, the furthest thing from my mind is having some source of ignition hanging from my mouth. At the risk of me turning into a firey inferno flame of heat energy, I really wanted to shove that nozzle down her throat and pull the trigger til it went "click". I hate dumbasses.