WARNING! THIS IS A RANT LITTERED WITH PROFANITY!



You know what it cost me to make up this morning? A nice crisp hundred dollar bill! As I was walking to my van this morning, I noticed it was "pimping" a little in the back. I just thought it was the street. well, no.... I had a fuckin flat. So, I'm cussing up a storm cuz not three days ago I got my oil changed tires rotated and my brakes checked cuz they were squeaking. I was told I needed new rotors as mine couldn't be turned anymore and they didn't want to go below "manufacturer's specs" which was like a .001 of an inch. How can I need new rotors? It's a fucking 2001 Astro with 63,000 miles and your're telling me they can't be turned? Like the last time they were turned someone took half the fucking metal off??? Cuz I know they couldn't have been done more than once being that new of a model..... so you can take your $400 estimate and shove it up your ass. Anyway, back to my tire. Melisa takes me to Big-O Tires in Guthrie and they greet me all nice and polite and I tell them my situation they said it'll take about 10 minutes to fix... perfect. I'm ready to pay my tren dollars and walk out. Well..... not so fast. A guy comes from the back and tell me to come look at my tire...... This isn't shaping up to be a bright fucking day. Not only did I have a nail in my tire, but as it was going flat the wheel pinched the tire between the concrete and put a sweet little irrepairable gash. They tell me the cheapest tire they have is 60 bucks and it'll be 100 all together for mount and balance. Fuck those fucking fuckers. AND! AND! They tell me I may need new tires altogther since they are worn so much and that Hibdon may not offer road hazard since they are worn so much. I just bought tires in September and haven't put more than 20,000 miles on them! They were even special fucking ordered Dunlops. But you know what? They are pretty worn down so WHAT THE FUCK? Don't ever get special order tires no matter how "cool" you think they are. Shit! Fuck it... I tell them to give me a new tire and I pay $100 and leave. I now offically drive the "Hooptie" Sweetwebsite Van with mis-match tires and squeaky brakes that are apparently going out. So all you people better move your ass on over when you see me coming cuz who knows when I may not be able to stop with my shitty rotors!