I jumped on the Miller Lite Pain Train last night. I just couldn't seem to get enough. Oh well, I heard on the news this morning that Oklahoma is ranked bottom of the barrel (45) when it comes to the health of our lovely citizens. But, you gotta love Oklahomans. When they were asked if they lived a healthy life style, 80% said yes as they took a drag off their cigarette while chewing their Big Mac. Fuckin' A. Apparently there is going to be a special section in the Daily Oklahoman called "Turning Point" that tells you what to do to improve your health. They are also writing fictional stories about whats going to happen if we keep on the same track. I'm guessing it will be a world of 600lbs people rolling around and the main mode of transportation will be automatic cranes and forklifts. Caterpillar stock will soar. Instead of Earth moving equipment, it'll be people moving equipment. Hell, look at all the cars and trucks that have Hemis, Cummings, and big blocks with all this horsepower. You may think its the return of the muscle car but actually the auto industry is preparing to haul all our fat asses around everywhere. My whole deal is, you can preach to me all you want about eating healthy and exercise blah blah blah, but I'm naturally a lazy fuck. I'd rather die early and enjoy good food than live forever and eat nasty shit. If somehow I could live forever... hmmmm.... McDonalds is doing away with their "supersize" option cuz they want to "simplify" their menu. I guess ordering by numbers is throwing everyone off. Riiiiight. Then there are those pricks that actually blame the fast food industry for making them fat and miserable. Hey! Assholes! Stop Eating! Its like the smokers who blame the tobacco industry for getting lung cancer. Yeah, cuz they held you at gun-point and made you go buy those cigarettes. How about you take responsibility for your own actions. I had Don Miguel's Bomb Burrito for breakfast and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Its the perfect pick-me-up after a hard night of drinking. Do I plan on excercising after work to get out million plus calories? No.... I was thinking of the Atkins diet when I bought it though. To me, if you just think about Atkins, it makes it "Atkins Friendly". If KFC can be advertised as healthy food..... everything's fair game.

Wow, this started off to be a little informative blog and turned into a incoherent rant. I guess its the after effects of the Pain Train.