Partying on a school night is hard. Well, the partying isn't hard. It's the whole "Man, I'm-only-gonna-get-like-5-hours-of-drunk-sleep-and-wake-up-feeling-not-so-hot-and-hungry-cuz-you-didn't-eat-anything-the-night-before-so-you-need-to-drink-lots-of-water-and-take-two-Tylenol thing." Considering this is what I'm eating for breakfast.