Welcome to another edition of "Will Ragan Eat It Friday?". No, not "eat it" like me getting on a skateboard and someone throwing a handful of rocks in front of me as I'm doing rad tricks,but where Matt brings in an impulse buy from the local Citgo of assorted processed meats and whatnot. This week's item is an Oh Boy! Oberto Hearty Chili Beef Stick.

They should call it the "Hearty 'Hardy to get into' Beef Stick". I had to bust out my pocket knife to get into the thing.

It reminded me kind of a long skinny terd, looking at after it was opened and the first bite was filled with processed meet goodness surrounded by a thin skin of smokey joy. I did not however taste any hearty chili.

So I sit and ponder wether or not I wiill continue to eat it regardless of the false advertising.

Well, I do continue to eat the rest of it and notice this pixy stick of meat is making my breath smell like dog food and immediately I have to go crap. So another appropriate name would be "Oh Boy I've Got To Crap! Oberto!"

I give it 2.5 out of 5.