This Sunday is the big showdown between Jessica Lynch and Elizabeth Smart on Network TV. OH which one will win?!?! What will I watch??? These stories that have captivated the Nation! I know... I'm not watchin' either one. They're stupid. People that want to rake in the cash for "their story".... dumb dumb dumb. I know the story. I watched the news. I don't need a fucking TV Movie about it. I'll stick to watchin' King of the Hill and The Simpsons. Now that's good programming.