Well it was a tough decision but early reports according to Variety.com says that Elizabeth Smart beat out Jessica Lynch in ratings. Where's your patriotism people?!? I mean, come on. Apparently we turned all religious and stuff now and seem more interested in crazy people. I guess "war heroes" are out. She was a hero right? She killed many of Iraqis didn't she? Oh wait the people whos rescued her are the heros and killed Iraqis. OK. Anyway, Homer did beat them all at number one.