I gotta get this off my chest here.... this is an open letter to ALL WOMEN....

Please, do not try to dress us men. We know your intentions are good. We know we may not look like what you want us to.... but that's the beauty of it. We're cool anyway. The only way a woman can dress me is if I'm on one of those A&E, Discovery, or TLC shows where they give you like a zillion dollars to go buy clothes. I'm a "t-shirt and jeans" guy, but at least I tuck in my shirt most of the time and I still look dead sexy..... yeah hardcore.... you know it. Plus if we could dress women like we want, you'd be running around in nothing but various sexy uniforms that men like to see women in (i.e. nurse, catholic school girl, nun, police officer, roofer) or lingerie like crotchless panties and those bras with the nipples cut..... those are cherry. So, I say leave well enough alone unless we specifically ask.



Yours Truly,

Da Man Wit Da Plan