Today has been pretty nutty... couple of rush jobs came in on top of doing new show posters and ads for the Bricktown Dog. Gonna head out that way tonight and catch the Forty Twenty Band tonight along with Stoney and Kevin. Maybe do a little recording (wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more). But anyways... as promised, here are the funniest email subject lines I received this past week (plus my comments/thoughts on them):



Don't worry, it's not that BIG...you'll really think so! --- (hmmmm, either they're talking about a pecker or a needle)

Fist a friend! --- (this sounds like a new national holiday I don't want to miss)

H0T Milfs Hunted down and Conquered :) --- (I wonder what weapons they use)

How to Be a Jedi in One Easy Step --- (sign me up)

My stretched rectum --- (uuuhhhhh....hmmmmm)

Slutty girlfriends looking for money, $1000 and apply within. --- (I figure everybody's looking for money, whynot slutty girls?)

Toons take it in the Ass --- (I really hope they leave Looney Tunes out of this)

Tiny Little Asians Getting Stretched --- (I can't help but think this is some kind of torture device)

Tessie Luvs to Get Train'd --- (this could be some typo. Tessie likes working in restaurants maybe?)

watch her squirt !!! slick surrenders --- ( a video of a chick with a water gun and fires it a "slick" which in turn causes him to surrender)

White Bimbos Riding Big Doinks --- (a funny nickname or some kind of new species of animal?)

Handjob May Be Fun! --- (they forgot to put a space here. I figured it to be some kind of hand modeling work like for a jewelry store ad.)